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THE BENEFICIARY.
SCAM VICTIMS/$150,000 REIMBURSEMENT PAYMENTS
OUR REF: 10667FV
YOUR REF: 06654

ATTENTION,

U.N SCAM VICTIMS REIMBURSEMENT PROGRAMME.

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian Government Reimbursement Committe under the strict supervision of the United Nations to pay 230 Nigerian 419 scam victims the sum of $150,000 USD (One Hundred and Fifty Thounsand Dollars) each. Priort investigation and internet database research. However, your email acccount were listed as one of the Nigerian 419 scam victims thus, due verification you have been listed as one of the qualified beneficiaries for the Reimbursement payments. You are expected to get back to us for your immediate reimbursement.

As a result of this laudable recommedations, you are hereby informed that during the last U.N. confference meeting held in Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world on the loss of funds by various foreigners to the Nigerian 419 scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to redeem the good image of our country, the newly elected President (President Umaru Yar'Adua) has ordered the immediate Reimbursement payment of $150,000 USD to each of the affected victims in accordance with the U.N recommendations.

Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are to be made by ZINETH BANK PLC as the corresponding processing and paying bank under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Presently, 184 Beneficiaries have been paid, more than 50% of the victims are from the United States, while about 40% are from other parts of the world. With the internet research and database invistigation, your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the Syndicates that were apprehended in Nigeria as one of the victims of the operations. Hence, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) that are in action to track this criminals down. Once again, you are expected to keep it secret until these criminals are all apprehended. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as redeeming the image of our honorable oil rich country.

Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in bankrupcy today due to the activities of these hoodlums. However, a thorough investigation have revealed that these people has vitimized over 1,000,000, innocent people across the world, after collecting their money falsely, many as a result of this have committed suicide, while others are now living in abject poverty.

As regards the ongoing developmental strive, we have over 200 suspects at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons. While many are awaiting trial, we are still in
search of other con artist who endulge themselves into scamming inocent people via the internet, and hope that you will assist by giving any vital information that could lead to the apprehension of these people.

As soon as we receive your reply, we shall send you a form which you are to fill and return and hence we shall process your reimbursment and advise you how you are to receive your reimbursement payment.

Your urgent response toward our email will be highly appreciated by us and beneficial to you.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Adebayor Williams
Head of Operations,
Reimbursement Payment Processing Department (RPPD)
Zenith International Bank, PLC
Lagos, Nigeria.